Cardenio Online Hubbub Monday May, 26, 2008: Weddings Gone Awry

We’ve asked our audience to reveal their best stories of weddings gone awry. What stories do you have?

“One of the bridesmaids replied to an email saying, “I can’t believe your brother is getting married already. Do you remember when you and I used to fantasize about having sex with him and . . . so on and so on with explicit details. By mistake though she responded to the entire guest list, not just to her friend.” -Jon L.

“I attended one where the groom fainted mid-ceremony, but he soon rose to the occasion.” -Diane A.

“My nephew & his bride are environmental freaks. At their wedding they served a pre-ceremony supper with all ingredients gained from local farmers, organic growers, and the like.  And everyone who ate this “proper” meal got diarrhea!” -Petrakis B.

“The time came for the wedding to start.  The organist kept looking to the rear of the church, waiting for the bride to enter.  He played some of his music for a second time.  At least 20 minutes passed.  Finally the minister came forward and announced that the bride’s father had been stricken with appendicitis not 2 hours previously, that the bride’s mom was at the hospital while he had surgery.  As it happened, an uncle of the bride was there from Norway.  He gave the bride away.  He was wearing at traditional Norwegian folk costume, looked super in the photos!  Two months later the wedding party, Dad now fully recovered, donned their finery once again and had a second round of professional pictures taken!” -nancybt

“The bride invited her boyfriend who then followed the newly weds on their honeymoon! The bride managed to keep both men happy without them knowing about each other. Needless to say, it ended badly!” -jocelynmia

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